refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Play Minecraft

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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being super bored at shool

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.