- Things You Think Only You Do

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.