Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.