getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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being super bored at shool

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.