imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.