Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.