I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Made after doomsday plans

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.