Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.