Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Made after doomsday plans

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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being super bored at shool

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.