When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

being super bored at shool

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

masturbate quietly in my room.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.