Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.