Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I want to suck on your penis

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.