type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.