I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

masturbate quietly in my room.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.