Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Play Minecraft

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.