Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.