Made after doomsday plans

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.