look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Play Minecraft

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.