Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Watch the same movies over and over

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.