if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.