Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I never feel bored

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Fart at home

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.