going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Made after doomsday plans

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.