Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.