turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.