Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.