Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.