I put big spaces in between comments

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.