disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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being super bored at shool

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.