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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.