getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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hate Justin Bieber

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Made after doomsday plans

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.