Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I want to suck on your penis

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.