Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.