When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Play Minecraft

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.