When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.