whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.