Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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hate Justin Bieber

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I want to suck on your penis

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.