Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Watch the same movies over and over

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hate Justin Bieber

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.