Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Play Minecraft

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.