Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.