- Things You Think Only You Do

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

hate Justin Bieber

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Made after doomsday plans

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Watch the same movies over and over

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

fall asleep in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.