Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Made after doomsday plans

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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being super bored at shool

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.