Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.