I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.