Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.