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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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+13
When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.
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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.