Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.