I put big spaces in between comments

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Play Minecraft

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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being super bored at shool

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.