I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.