Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.