Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Play Minecraft

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Your mom

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.