disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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being super bored at shool

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.