Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.