Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.