Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

I put big spaces in between comments

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

being super bored at shool

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

masturbate quietly in my room.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.