I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to suck on your penis

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.