After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

I have seen a UFO

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

I'm really picky about how I earn money

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.