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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.
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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.
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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't
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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass
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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up
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Watch the same movies over and over
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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.
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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.