Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Play Minecraft

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.