I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.