When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

hate Justin Bieber

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Made after doomsday plans

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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being super bored at shool

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

masturbate quietly in my room.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.