When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Play Minecraft

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

masturbate quietly in my room.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

hate Justin Bieber

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.