Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.