When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.