I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.