Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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misread dig bick

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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being super bored at shool

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.