arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

being super bored at shool

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.