If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Made after doomsday plans

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.