Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

I put big spaces in between comments

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

masturbate quietly in my room.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.