When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Made after doomsday plans

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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hate Justin Bieber

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.