Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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being super bored at shool

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.