masturbate quietly in my room.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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being super bored at shool

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.