every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.