Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

I have seen a UFO

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.