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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I apologize, when i bump against things.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I put big spaces in between comments

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

being super bored at shool

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

masturbate quietly in my room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.