wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.