Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.