Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Play Minecraft

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.