Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Play Minecraft

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being super bored at shool

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.