Play Minecraft

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I want to suck on your penis

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.