Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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being super bored at shool

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.