Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.