When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.