I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.