I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I want to suck on your penis

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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hate Justin Bieber

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.