I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I put big spaces in between comments

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.