Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I put big spaces in between comments

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.