When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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being super bored at shool

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.