Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.