- Things You Think Only You Do

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

fall asleep in the shower.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I put big spaces in between comments

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

I want to suck on your penis

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.