refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Play Minecraft

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being super bored at shool

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I put big spaces in between comments

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.