Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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being super bored at shool

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.