While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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being super bored at shool

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.