Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I always think I have special powers

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.