I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.