Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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being super bored at shool

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.