Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Play Minecraft

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.