when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.