flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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k. everyone

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Talk to my cat.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.