when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Made after doomsday plans

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.