I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Play Minecraft

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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being super bored at shool

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.