I aphabeticalize my shoes

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.