I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Play Minecraft

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.