arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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being super bored at shool

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.