I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.