- Things You Think Only You Do

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Play Minecraft

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.