I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.