- Things You Think Only You Do

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.