when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have seen a UFO

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.