i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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being super bored at shool

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.