When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I put big spaces in between comments

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.