disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

being super bored at shool

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.