if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

I want to suck on your penis

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.