While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.