Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.