I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Play Minecraft

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.