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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.
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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.