i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Play Minecraft

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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being super bored at shool

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.