Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Play Minecraft

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.