Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.