if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.