Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Made after doomsday plans

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.