Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Play Minecraft

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.