i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Play Minecraft

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Your mom

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.