Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Play Minecraft

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.