i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Play Minecraft

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.