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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I have seen a UFO

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.