I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.