Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.