if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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being super bored at shool

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.