Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.