Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Play Minecraft

being super bored at shool

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

masturbate quietly in my room.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.