Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

fall asleep in the shower.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.