if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.