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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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I put big spaces in between comments
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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I want to suck on your penis
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.