DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Funny Exams
Passed Out Photos
Scumbag Steve
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
…
Next ›
Last »
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
thumb_up
thumb_down
-81
masturbate quietly in my room.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-89
In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-97
I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-113
put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-80
if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-80
Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-112
toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+13
when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-13
I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-35
Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-57
"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "
thumb_up
thumb_down
-65
« First
‹ Prev
…
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.