Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.