wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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being super bored at shool

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.