I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.