Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.