When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Play Minecraft

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.