Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.