When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I can't trill my R's

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.