do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

wonder who wrote these things

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.