whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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KICK THE CAN

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.