Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.