when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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chew on the side of my teeth

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.