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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.
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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices
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Talk to my cat.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.