When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.