I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.