always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.