Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

chewing icecream before you swallow it

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.