toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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fall asleep in the shower.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I want to suck on your penis

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.