I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.