Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I always think I have special powers

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.