Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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get really confused

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.