Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Talk to my cat.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.