Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

misread dig bick

Sitting next to a banana called James

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.