When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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misread dig bick

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.