When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.