I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.