I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.