In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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misread dig bick

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.