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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

KICK THE CAN

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

wonder who wrote these things

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.