Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

get really confused

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.