Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.