When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Fart at home

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.