Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Take baths

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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wonder who wrote these things

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.