If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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KICK THE CAN

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.