Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.