Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.