Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.