Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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being super bored at shool

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.