Your mom

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misread dig bick

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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being super bored at school

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Talk to my cat.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.