Pee in the shower

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.