Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.