- Things You Think Only You Do

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

misread dig bick

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

open the fridge A eat food B think

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.