whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Take baths

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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misread dig bick

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.