Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

misread dig bick

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.