stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.