Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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misread dig bick

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.