In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Talk to my cat.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

misread dig bick

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

get really confused

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.