Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.