Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.