when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.