Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.