When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.