Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.