Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.