if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.