stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

i see almost everything as a sign

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.