When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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being super bored at shool

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.