I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.