get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.