Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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misread dig bick

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.