Play Minecraft

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Talk to my cat.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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misread dig bick

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.