When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.