When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.