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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.