When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.