- Things You Think Only You Do

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.