I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Talk to my cat.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.