Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.