Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.