When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Talk to my cat.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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misread dig bick

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.