Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Talk to my cat.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.