- Things You Think Only You Do

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

open the fridge A eat food B think

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.