Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.