I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.