When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

thumb_up thumb_down -30

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

misread dig bick

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Watch the same movies over and over

thumb_up thumb_down -50

i see almost everything as a sign

thumb_up thumb_down -76

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

get really confused

thumb_up thumb_down -1

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

thumb_up thumb_down -7

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.