Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I always think I have special powers

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.