When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Talk to my cat.

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get really confused

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.