Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.