Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.