when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.