when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.