When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Talk to my cat.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Poop naked.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.