Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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get really confused

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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misread dig bick

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Watch the same movies over and over

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.