Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.