join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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get really confused

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.