Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

i see almost everything as a sign

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Talk to my cat.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.