When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Take baths

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.