I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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get really confused

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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misread dig bick

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.