When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.