Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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get really confused

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.