stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

i see almost everything as a sign

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.