join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Talk to my cat.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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get really confused

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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misread dig bick

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.