Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.