I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Talk to my cat.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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get really confused

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.