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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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