Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.