I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.