At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.