Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.