masturbate quietly in my room.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Talk to my cat.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.