Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.