The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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get really confused

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.