Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Poop naked.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.