When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

get really confused

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Watch the same movies over and over

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.