Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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misread dig bick

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.