I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Talk to my cat.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.