Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.