Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Talk to my cat.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.