- Things You Think Only You Do

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

misread dig bick

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.