When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.