I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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KICK THE CAN

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Fart at home

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Eat ice by itself

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Pee in the shower

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.