wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

misread dig bick

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.