Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Talk to my cat.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

get really confused

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.