Talk to my cat.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.