When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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get really confused

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.