While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.