I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.