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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.