I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Talk to my cat.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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get really confused

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Pee in the shower

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.