I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Pee in the shower

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.