when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.