When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.