Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.