Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.