Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.