I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.