play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.