Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I can't trill my R's

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

I eat ass

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

open the fridge A eat food B think

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.