Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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get really confused

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.