Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.