When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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get really confused

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.