Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.