Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.