When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Talk to my cat.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.