Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Watch the same movies over and over

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

get really confused

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Pee in the shower

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.