At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.