Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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i see almost everything as a sign

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.