I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I eat ass

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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chew on the side of my teeth

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.