When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I have seen a UFO

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.