Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Take baths

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.