stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.