Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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misread dig bick

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.