When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.