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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.
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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid
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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet
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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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Made after doomsday plans
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.