Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I have seen a UFO

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.