- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

masturbate quietly in my room.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.