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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed
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I aphabeticalize my shoes
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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I have seen a UFO
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.