I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Made after doomsday plans

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.