Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have seen a UFO

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.