Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.