thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I never feel bored

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

being super bored at shool

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.