I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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misread dig bick

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.