watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.