Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.