Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.