I eat ass

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.