Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.