stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Made after doomsday plans

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.