I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.