toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have seen a UFO

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.