- Things You Think Only You Do

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

misread dig bick

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.