join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.