Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.