I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.