When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

masturbate quietly in my room.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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i see almost everything as a sign

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.