imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.