Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.