Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Watch the same movies over and over

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.