Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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get really confused

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.