refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.