- Things You Think Only You Do

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.