After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.