Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.