Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.