go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.