pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.