- Things You Think Only You Do

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Take baths

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.