At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I meow when my cat meows.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Be a loner at school

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.