While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.