Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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get really confused

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.