- Things You Think Only You Do

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

k. everyone

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.