When out I like to "people watch."

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I eat ass

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.