Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.