I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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get really confused

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.