Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.