When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.