flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.