I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

thumb_up thumb_down -71

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

thumb_up thumb_down -75

laziness .... its all in the mind

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

thumb_up thumb_down -34

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.