I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I eat ass

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Poop naked.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.