I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.