When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Watch the same movies over and over

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.