- Things You Think Only You Do

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.