At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Poop naked.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.