When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I eat ass

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.