- Things You Think Only You Do

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.