I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.