- Things You Think Only You Do

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.