- Things You Think Only You Do

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I can't trill my R's

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Play Minecraft

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.