Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Pee in the shower

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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KICK THE CAN

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.