See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.