When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.