I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I eat ass

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.