Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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being super bored at shool

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.