Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.