Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.