Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

i see almost everything as a sign

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.