Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I eat ass

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.