Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.