imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.