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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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misread dig bick
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.