- Things You Think Only You Do

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I can't trill my R's

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Play Minecraft

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.