Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.