On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I can't trill my R's

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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being super bored at shool

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.