When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.