pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I can't trill my R's

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.