Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.