When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.