When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Play Minecraft

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.