when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

KICK THE CAN

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.