I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

open the fridge A eat food B think

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.