- Things You Think Only You Do

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

being super bored at shool

I can't trill my R's

When out I like to "people watch."

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.