think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I refuse to forward chain letters

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Watch the same movies over and over

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I can't trill my R's

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.