Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.