when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

sneeze without closing my eyes

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When out I like to "people watch."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.