repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Watch the same movies over and over

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I eat ass

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.