i see almost everything as a sign

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.