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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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being super bored at shool
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I eat ass
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.