When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.