Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.