Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.