- Things You Think Only You Do

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I refuse to forward chain letters

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

i see almost everything as a sign

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.