When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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speak proper english

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.