Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

being super bored at shool

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.