Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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misread dig bick

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.