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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.
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Pee in the shower
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.