- Things You Think Only You Do

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Watch the same movies over and over

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I can't trill my R's

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Set Fire to the Rain

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.