- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Watch the same movies over and over

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.