- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I refuse to forward chain letters

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.