See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Talk to my cat.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I always think I have special powers

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.