Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I can't trill my R's

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.