Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Pee in the shower

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Talk to my cat.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.