disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Try to see nipples through body paint.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

being super bored at shool

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.