Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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get really confused

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Poop naked.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.