- Things You Think Only You Do

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Set Fire to the Rain

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.