When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I can't trill my R's

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.