Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Watch the same movies over and over

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.