When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Poop naked.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.