being super bored at shool

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I can't trill my R's

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.