When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.