disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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being super bored at shool

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.