Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.