Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

I can't trill my R's

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Talk to my cat.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.