Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I can't trill my R's

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.