- Things You Think Only You Do

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Watch the same movies over and over

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I masturbate with sandpaper

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.