do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Fart at home

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.