Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.