When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Eat ice by itself

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.