I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat ice by itself

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.