pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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being super bored at shool

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I eat ass

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.