When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I eat ass

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Play Minecraft

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.