- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I eat ass

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.