If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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get really confused

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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KICK THE CAN

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.