sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Eat ice by itself

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I can't trill my R's

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.