laziness .... its all in the mind

thumb_up thumb_down -72

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

thumb_up thumb_down -72

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

thumb_up thumb_down -78

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

thumb_up thumb_down +73

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I refuse to forward chain letters

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.