- Things You Think Only You Do

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.