Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.