get really confused

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

KICK THE CAN

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.