I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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being super bored at shool

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.