Set Fire to the Rain

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.