Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat ice by itself

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I can't trill my R's

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.