If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.