When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.