- Things You Think Only You Do

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

im going to kill that person and get away with it

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Eat ice by itself

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.