When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.