Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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speak proper english

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.