When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Eat ice by itself

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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being super bored at shool

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.