When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Eat ice by itself

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.