When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Eat ice by itself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.