When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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speak proper english

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Talk to my cat.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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KICK THE CAN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.