Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.