wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Eat ice by itself

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.