sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I eat ass

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being super bored at shool

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.