when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.