- Things You Think Only You Do

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

sneeze without closing my eyes

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

I eat ass

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.