I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Talk to my cat.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.