act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I can't trill my R's

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Play Minecraft

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.