In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Talk to my cat.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I can't trill my R's

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.