Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.