When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Pee in the shower

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.