- Things You Think Only You Do

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Play Minecraft

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.