I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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KICK THE CAN

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.