You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.