I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I can't trill my R's

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

being super bored at shool

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

open the fridge A eat food B think

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.