Pretend i'm a sim.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.