I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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being super bored at shool

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.