I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I can't trill my R's

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.