When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Eat ice by itself

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

being super bored at shool

I eat ass

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Play Minecraft

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.