Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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KICK THE CAN

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.