I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.