Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I eat ass

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.