I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

laziness .... its all in the mind

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

open the fridge A eat food B think

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.