When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Talk to my cat.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.