Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.