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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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being super bored at shool
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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.