being super bored at shool

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

open the fridge A eat food B think

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Pee in the shower

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.