turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.