think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Eat ice by itself

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.