Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.