Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.