Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.