When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.