Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Watch the same movies over and over

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.