I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.