Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.