Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Pee in the shower

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.