I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

KICK THE CAN

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.