I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.