When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Eat ice by itself

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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being super bored at shool

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I eat ass

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Play Minecraft

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.