wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.