sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I eat ass

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being super bored at shool

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.