Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Eat ice by itself

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I eat ass

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.