Poop naked.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I never feel bored

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.