I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Eat ice by itself

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I can't trill my R's

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.