- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.