- Things You Think Only You Do

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.