place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I can't trill my R's

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

being super bored at shool

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.