Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Pretend i'm a sim.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Sitting next to a banana called James

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.