Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I can't trill my R's

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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being super bored at shool

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.