think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.