- Things You Think Only You Do

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.