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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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This song will not come out of my head!
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.