Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Poop naked.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.