Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.