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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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Talk to my cat.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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I meow when my cat meows.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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i see almost everything as a sign
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.