always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.