If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Talk to my cat.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.