Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.