- Things You Think Only You Do

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.