sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.