I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I have seen a UFO

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Brake for tail-gaters

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.