I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I have seen a UFO

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Poop naked.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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This song will not come out of my head!

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.