When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.