When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I refuse to forward chain letters

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.