- Things You Think Only You Do

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.