Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Play Minecraft

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.