.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.