Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I refuse to forward chain letters

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.