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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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This song will not come out of my head!
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.