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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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I can't trill my R's
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.