- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.