- Things You Think Only You Do

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I sleep in my underpants every single night

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.