pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.