Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.