When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I can't trill my R's

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

being super bored at shool

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.