Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.