Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When out I like to "people watch."

being super bored at shool

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Play Minecraft

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

laziness .... its all in the mind

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.