clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Pee in the shower

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.