I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.