Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Ur mum

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.