When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.