Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Poop naked.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I meow when my cat meows.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.