- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.