When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.