When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I eat ass

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Talk to my cat.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.