when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Poop naked.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

sneeze without closing my eyes

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.