- Things You Think Only You Do

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.