Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Pee in the shower

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.