Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Pee in the shower

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Talk to my cat.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.