try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.