Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Pee in the shower

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.