The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Pee in the shower

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.