Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.