- Things You Think Only You Do

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Talk to my cat.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

This song will not come out of my head!

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.