I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Pee in the shower

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.