I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.