I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Talk to my cat.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Poop naked.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.