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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.