think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.