When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Poop naked.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.