I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Poop naked.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I have seen a UFO

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.