When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Brake for tail-gaters

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.