When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I have seen a UFO

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.