At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.