Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.