Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.