When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.