- Things You Think Only You Do

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Poop naked.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.