Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.