sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.