When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.