Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.