Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.