when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My parents are annoying.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I have seen a UFO

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.