I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.