Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Pee in the shower

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Ur mum

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.