- Things You Think Only You Do

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I can't trill my R's

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.