I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.