- Things You Think Only You Do

I can't trill my R's

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.