think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Talk to my cat.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

This song will not come out of my head!

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.