Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Vote for the other guy

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.