when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Poop naked.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.