If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

im going to kill that person and get away with it

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.