Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I eat ass

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.