- Things You Think Only You Do

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.