Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I can't trill my R's

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Eat ice by itself

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.