Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I have seen a UFO

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.