when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.