I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.