Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Poop naked.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.