Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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This song will not come out of my head!

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.