Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.