Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.