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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.