When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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get really confused

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.