When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.