hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pee in the shower

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.