Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.