- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Set Fire to the Rain

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.