Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.