Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.