When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.