Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.