my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.