In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Poop naked.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

This song will not come out of my head!

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.