when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

i see almost everything as a sign

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

This song will not come out of my head!

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.