Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Poop naked.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.