Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.