Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I eat ass

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.