when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Poop naked.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.