Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I can't trill my R's

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Talk to my cat.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.