My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.