you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.