when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.