when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.