when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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wonder who wrote these things

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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speak proper english

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.