sing like a pro in da shower

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Take baths

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.