Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.