When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Talk to my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.