think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.