When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.