When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.