I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.