When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.