Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.