Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.