While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.