when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.