Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.