In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Talk to my cat.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.