If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

call someone by a siblings name.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.