Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Talk to my cat.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.