When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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KICK THE CAN

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.