When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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being super bored at shool

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.