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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.
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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.