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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.