You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Talk to my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.