Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.