- Things You Think Only You Do

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.