Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.