Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.