Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.