Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Ur mum

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.