when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.