Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.