I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Talk to my cat.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Poop naked.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.