I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Vote for the other guy

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I can't trill my R's

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.