Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

im going to kill that person and get away with it

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.