Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

speak proper english

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Pee in the shower

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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