- Things You Think Only You Do

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Brake for tail-gaters

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Pee in the shower

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.