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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
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Poop naked.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.