On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.