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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.