Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.