turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I can't trill my R's

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Poop naked.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.