Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

being super bored at shool

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.