Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Pee in the shower

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.