I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.