- Things You Think Only You Do

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

This song will not come out of my head!

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

always check thde back seat before starting the car

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.