I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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My parents are annoying.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.