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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.