never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Talk to my cat.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.