sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.