Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Giving my dog a massage.

sing like a pro in da shower

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.