always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.