Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.