- Things You Think Only You Do

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.