It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Talk to my cat.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.