act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.