Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Ur mum

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.