Brake for tail-gaters

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.