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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.