When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

sneeze without closing my eyes

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.