I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Vote for the other guy

Brake for tail-gaters

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.