If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.