I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.