- Things You Think Only You Do

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Poop naked.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.