I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Talk to my cat.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

im going to kill that person and get away with it

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.