- Things You Think Only You Do

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Brake for tail-gaters

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.