pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Things You Think Only You Do

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