Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Talk to my cat.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.