Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.