It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Talk to my cat.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.