- Things You Think Only You Do

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

i see almost everything as a sign

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Poop naked.

I meow when my cat meows.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.