when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.