sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Take baths

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.