Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.