- Things You Think Only You Do

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.