push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Pee in the shower

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Pee in the shower

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Poop naked.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.