Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Poop naked.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.