Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.