Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I can't trill my R's

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Pee in the shower

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.