When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.