When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Pee in the shower

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

being super bored at shool

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.