When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

This song will not come out of my head!

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.