Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.