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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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Talk to my cat.
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