I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.