Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.