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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.