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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.