Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.