Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I have seen a UFO

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Brake for tail-gaters

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.