Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.