Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.