Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.