When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.