Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Poop naked.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.