Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.