The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Pee in the shower

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Ur mum

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.