Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.