When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.