I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Pee in the shower

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.