Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Poop naked.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.