Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.