Giving my dog a massage.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.