When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

I eat ass

Talk to my cat.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.