I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Ur mum

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Poop naked.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.