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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Talk to my cat.
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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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This song will not come out of my head!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.