whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.