think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I never feel bored

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.