Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.