When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Poop naked.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.