I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.