whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.