Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Poop naked.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.