- Things You Think Only You Do

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Brake for tail-gaters

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.