When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.