coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When out I like to "people watch."

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.