When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.