- Things You Think Only You Do

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

sneeze without closing my eyes

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Watch the same movies over and over

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.