When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.