my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My parents are annoying.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I have seen a UFO

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.