- Things You Think Only You Do

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

I can't trill my R's

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I eat ass

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.