Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Pee in the shower

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.