Brake for tail-gaters

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.