I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.