When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.