If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.