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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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I can't trill my R's
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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Poop naked.
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.