When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

i see almost everything as a sign

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.