I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

i see almost everything as a sign

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.