smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.