In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Talk to my cat.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.