My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Talk to my cat.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Poop naked.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.