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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.