Play Minecraft

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Poop naked.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.