I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Talk to my cat.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.