- Things You Think Only You Do

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.