Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Poop naked.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.