I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.