When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.