dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Poop naked.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.