when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.