think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Talk to my cat.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.