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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.