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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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I can't trill my R's
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.