Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I have seen a UFO

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Ur mum

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.