Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.