Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Ur mum

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.