I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Pee in the shower

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Talk to my cat.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.