Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.