Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.