Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Pee in the shower

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.