sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.