Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Ur mum

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Pee in the shower

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.