I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.