When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.