When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.