think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Talk to my cat.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.