If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Brake for tail-gaters

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.