- Things You Think Only You Do

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.