Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.