Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.