when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.