Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.