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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Poop naked.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.