when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I can't trill my R's

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.