If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Talk to my cat.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Vote for the other guy

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.