Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.