Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Talk to my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.