When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.