I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.