When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.