When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.