always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.