put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.