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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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Talk to my cat.
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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I meow when my cat meows.
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Poop naked.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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i see almost everything as a sign
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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube
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Pee in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.