get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.