I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Talk to my cat.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.