- Things You Think Only You Do

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Set Fire to the Rain

chew on the side of my teeth

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.