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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.