Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.