realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I have seen a UFO

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.