- Things You Think Only You Do

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.