It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.