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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.
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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music
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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.