Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.