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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.