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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.
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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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This song will not come out of my head!
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.