Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.