feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I eat ass

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Talk to my cat.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.