Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Ur mum

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.