write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Talk to my cat.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.