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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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Talk to my cat.
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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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This song will not come out of my head!
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.