When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.