If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.