I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Ur mum

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.