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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.