Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

wonder who wrote these things

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

laziness .... its all in the mind

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

get really confused

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.