Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I have seen a UFO

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.