My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.