creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Eat ice by itself

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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fall asleep in the shower.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.