resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.