When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.