Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Poop naked.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.