When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.