Play as both sides on fifa

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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being super bored at shool

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.