- Things You Think Only You Do

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.