- Things You Think Only You Do

Still record on VHS tapes.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

When out I like to "people watch."

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.