Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

get really confused

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Poop naked.

Pee in the shower

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.