start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

This song will not come out of my head!

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.