When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.