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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Pee in the shower

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Still record on VHS tapes.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.