Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.