I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

chewing icecream before you swallow it

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I have never watched Star Wars.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

sing like a pro in da shower

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.