Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Pee in the shower

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.