When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.