Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Poop naked.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.