My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When out I like to "people watch."

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.