Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.