When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.