I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.