Pee in the shower

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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