On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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This song will not come out of my head!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.