Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

It's hot but I still have on covers

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

This song will not come out of my head!

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Pee in the shower

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.