I hate being called "buddy".

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.