Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.