Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.