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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.
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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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Pretend i'm a sim.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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Make hand gestures when talking on phone
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.