Pee in the shower

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.