Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I hate being called "buddy".

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Poop naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.