Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Vote for the other guy

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When out I like to "people watch."

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.