Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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wonder who wrote these things

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Poop naked.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.