Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.