This song will not come out of my head!

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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speak proper english

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Poop naked.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.