when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.