forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Pee in the shower

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.