Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Pee in the shower

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

chewing icecream before you swallow it

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

I have walked into a sliding glass door

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.