Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.