Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

i see almost everything as a sign

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Pee in the shower

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I pee in the shower. :3

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.