It's hot but I still have on covers

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Pee in the shower

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.