sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Still record on VHS tapes.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

call someone by a siblings name.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

sing like a pro in da shower

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.