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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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This song will not come out of my head!
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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.