Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Pretend i'm a sim.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.