When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.