- Things You Think Only You Do

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

sing like a pro in da shower

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.