check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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wonder who wrote these things

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Play Minecraft

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.