text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.