When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.