- Things You Think Only You Do

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Eat ice by itself

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.