This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.