I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.