when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.