Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.