fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Pee in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.