When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

thumb_up thumb_down +26

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Pee in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

thumb_up thumb_down +6

get really confused

thumb_up thumb_down +2

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

thumb_up thumb_down

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

thumb_up thumb_down -30

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.