When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

I refuse to forward chain letters

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.