Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.