Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Things You Think Only You Do

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