- Things You Think Only You Do

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.