Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.