- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Play Minecraft

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.