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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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chew on the side of my teeth
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.