Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Pee in the shower

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.