when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.