sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.