Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Vote for the other guy

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Poop naked.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.