The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.