When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Vote for the other guy

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Pee in the shower

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.