I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.