- Things You Think Only You Do

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.