When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Vote for the other guy

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Pee in the shower

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.