Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.