smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Vote for the other guy

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Poop naked.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Pee in the shower

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.