I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Pee in the shower

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.