Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Pee in the shower

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Pee in the shower

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.