- Things You Think Only You Do

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Pee in the shower

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

sneeze without closing my eyes

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.