When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.