Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Pretend i'm a sim.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.