clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Pee in the shower

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Pee in the shower

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.