When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Eat ice by itself

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.