- Things You Think Only You Do

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

This song will not come out of my head!

Eat ice by itself

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.