I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Vote for the other guy

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.