Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.