When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Eat ice by itself

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.