Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Vote for the other guy

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.