Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.