Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.