Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.