Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.