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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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Poop naked.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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