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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Vote for the other guy
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Set Fire to the Rain
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.