When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.