- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

i see almost everything as a sign

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Poop naked.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

check shower for murder then pee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.