When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.