Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

It's hot but I still have on covers

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.