While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.