wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Poop naked.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.