Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.