Poop naked.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat ice by itself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.