never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.