When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.