wonder who wrote these things

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Pee in the shower

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.