~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.