while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Pee in the shower

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.