Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I pee in the shower. :3

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

call someone by a siblings name.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.