when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Eat ice by itself

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.