take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Eat ice by itself

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.