when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.