Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.