- Things You Think Only You Do

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I masturbate with sandpaper

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.