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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

This song will not come out of my head!

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Pee in the shower

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.