take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Eat ice by itself

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.