THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

call someone by a siblings name.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.