When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.