flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

sing like a pro in da shower

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

wonder who wrote these things

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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