I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

sing like a pro in da shower

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.