I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I hate being called "buddy".

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Still record on VHS tapes.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.