Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.