- Things You Think Only You Do

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.