Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Vote for the other guy

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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speak proper english

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.