Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.