Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Vote for the other guy

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.