I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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being super bored at shool

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.