Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I can't trill my R's

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.