Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.