I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Play as both sides on fifa

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

being super bored at shool

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

look at bins as i walk past them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.