Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.