I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I hate being called "buddy".

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Poop naked.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.