Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.