Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.