- Things You Think Only You Do

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.