daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.