I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Vote for the other guy

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.