~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.