i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.