Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.