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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

wonder who wrote these things

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.