This song will not come out of my head!

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Vote for the other guy

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.