Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Poop naked.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.