The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.