When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.