I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.