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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.