Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.