Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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i see almost everything as a sign

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.