Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Still record on VHS tapes.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

call someone by a siblings name.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

i see almost everything as a sign

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.