Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.