I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

wonder who wrote these things

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Pee in the shower

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.