When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.