Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.