Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Still record on VHS tapes.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

call someone by a siblings name.

sing like a pro in da shower

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.