Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I hate being called "buddy".

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

call someone by a siblings name.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.