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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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Eat ice by itself
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Boinked my neighbor
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.