I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.