Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Boinked my neighbor

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.