Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.