skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Poop naked.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.