Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.