Boinked my neighbor

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.