When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.