Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Poop naked.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.