When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.