Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I hate being called "buddy".

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

call someone by a siblings name.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

thumb_up thumb_down -62

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

thumb_up thumb_down -76

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

thumb_up thumb_down -80

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -92

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

thumb_up thumb_down -94

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

thumb_up thumb_down -136

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

thumb_up thumb_down +49

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.