- Things You Think Only You Do

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Pee in the shower

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I pee in the shower. :3

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.