If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.