Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.