- Things You Think Only You Do

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.