- Things You Think Only You Do

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Courtesy flush.

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Poo really loud

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Think about breathing...

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

My parents are annoying.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.