Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.