Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.