I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.