spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.