I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.