Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.