When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pee in the shower

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.