Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I hate being called "buddy".

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

call someone by a siblings name.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.