im going to kill that person and get away with it

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speak proper english

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.