Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.