when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.