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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.