Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.