Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

This song will not come out of my head!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.