Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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get really confused

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Pee in the shower

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.