I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.