Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.