i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.