When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.