Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Eat ice by itself

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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wonder who wrote these things

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.