Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

This song will not come out of my head!

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.