Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.