Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I hate being called "buddy".

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.