When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.