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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.