check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Eat ice by itself

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.