wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

chew on the side of my teeth

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.