Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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speak proper english

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.