wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.