Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Vote for the other guy

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.