Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.