twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.