- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

This song will not come out of my head!

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.