- Things You Think Only You Do

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.