Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Having gay sex

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.