smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Boinked my neighbor

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.