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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Boinked my neighbor

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.