has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I Masturbate Daily.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.