When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I hate being called "buddy".

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.