really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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k. everyone

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.