When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.