when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.