make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.