Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.