- Things You Think Only You Do

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Look at my poop before flushing

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I masturbate with sandpaper

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.