Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.