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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.