make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I Masturbate Daily.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.