Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.