Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.