I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.