when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I pee in the shower. :3

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.