When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.