Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.