say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Look at my poop before flushing

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Still record on VHS tapes.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Vote for the other guy

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.