Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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check shower for murder then pee

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.