Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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My parents are annoying.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.