when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.