When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.