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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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I think about other women when having sex
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check shower for murder then pee
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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Vote for the other guy
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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.
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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.