Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.