Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.