After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.