Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.