play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

thumb_up thumb_down -34

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

thumb_up thumb_down -40

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

always check thde back seat before starting the car

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

thumb_up thumb_down -62

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

thumb_up thumb_down -76

I chew around the center of carrots.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +41

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

thumb_up thumb_down -5

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.