Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Pee in the shower

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Look at my poop before flushing

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.