Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.