Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

thumb_up thumb_down -89

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +32

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

thumb_up thumb_down

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.