My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Think about breathing...

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.