My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Think about breathing...

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.