I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.