Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.