This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.