I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Vote for the other guy

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.