- Things You Think Only You Do

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.