Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I chew around the center of carrots.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.