Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Look at my poop before flushing

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.