If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.