When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Think about breathing...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.