Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.