When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.