- Things You Think Only You Do

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

call someone by a siblings name.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Think about breathing...

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

I chew around the center of carrots.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.