Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.