When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Brake for tail-gaters

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.