THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I hate being called "buddy".

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.