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I meow when my cat meows.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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-41
Play with my own boobs for no reason
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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-49
Think about breathing...
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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