Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Think about breathing...

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I think about other women when having sex

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check shower for murder then pee

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.