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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.