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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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I meow when my cat meows.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.