Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.