Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I pee in the shower. :3

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.