Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.