Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.