Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.