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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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Think about breathing...
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My parents are annoying.
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.