When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.