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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Pretend animals talk to you!

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I meow when my cat meows.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.