I pee in the shower. :3

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.