When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about breathing...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Pee in the shower

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.