Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Pee in the shower

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.