imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Think about breathing...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.