- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Having gay sex

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.