If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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blink

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humiliating little girls

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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being super bored at shool

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.