Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.