I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about breathing...

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.