Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.