pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Pretend my life is a videogame.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Think about breathing...

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.