speak proper english

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.