Pretend animals talk to you!

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Look at my poop before flushing

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Still record on VHS tapes.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.