I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Boinked my neighbor

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.