sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.