when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Think about breathing...

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.