Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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chew on the side of my teeth

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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My parents are annoying.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.