See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Set Fire to the Rain

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

chew on the side of my teeth

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.