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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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I meow when my cat meows.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.