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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.