pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.