I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.