Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.