Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about breathing...

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.