I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.