- Things You Think Only You Do

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Look at my poop before flushing

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.