I pee in the shower. :3

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

My parents are annoying.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.