Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.