When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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This song will not come out of my head!

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.