When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.