When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

thumb_up thumb_down +18

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I sleep in my underpants every single night

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I masturbate with sandpaper

thumb_up thumb_down -46

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Think about breathing...

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

thumb_up thumb_down -80

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.