Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.