having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Think about breathing...

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.