Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Set Fire to the Rain

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.