I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.