when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.