If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.