Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Think about breathing...

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.