- Things You Think Only You Do

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.