do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.