Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.