- Things You Think Only You Do

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.