My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Think about breathing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.