When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.