When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.