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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.