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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Think about breathing...
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.