Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.