I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.