pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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My parents are annoying.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.