I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.