I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.