~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.