When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

This song will not come out of my head!

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.