Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Vote for the other guy

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.