Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.