Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Pretend animals talk to you!

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.