I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Vote for the other guy

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.