Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Think about breathing...

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.