When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.