Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.