Look at my poop before flushing

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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check shower for murder then pee

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.