Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.