When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.