Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.