- Things You Think Only You Do

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.