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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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Set Fire to the Rain
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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Think about breathing...
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.