Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.