Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.