I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.