Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I chew around the center of carrots.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I hit the frig after sex

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.