thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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check shower for murder then pee

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.