When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.