When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.