Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.