Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.