- Things You Think Only You Do

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.