sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.