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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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Think about breathing...
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.