Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.