When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

fall asleep in the shower.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Brake for tail-gaters

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.