when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.