I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Having gay sex

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.