check shower for murder then pee

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.