Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I chew around the center of carrots.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.