When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having gay sex

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.