If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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My parents are annoying.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.