Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Think about breathing...

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.