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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.