Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.