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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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-15
recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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-15
When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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