Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.