- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I chew around the center of carrots.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.