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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.