Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I hit the frig after sex

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.