When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.