Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.