Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Think about breathing...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.