I have never watched Star Wars.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.