When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.