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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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chew on the side of my teeth
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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My parents are annoying.
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.