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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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check shower for murder then pee
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.