When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Boinked my neighbor

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.