Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.