when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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listen to madonnas new album

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.