Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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My parents are annoying.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.