skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.