After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.