Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.