- Things You Think Only You Do

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Look at my poop before flushing

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.