- Things You Think Only You Do

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I never feel bored

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.