Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.