Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I hit the frig after sex

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.