- Things You Think Only You Do

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Look at my poop before flushing

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Play as both sides on fifa

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Still record on VHS tapes.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.