When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I pee in the shower. :3

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.