I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.