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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.