I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.