Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.