While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Pee in the shower

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.