I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.