- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.