Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.