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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.