when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Think about breathing...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.