- Things You Think Only You Do

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.