When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.