Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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This song will not come out of my head!

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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My parents are annoying.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.