When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.