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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.