Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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My parents are annoying.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.