When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.