- Things You Think Only You Do

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I push the door open with my stomach

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.