See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Pee in the shower

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.