This song will not come out of my head!

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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My parents are annoying.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Think about breathing...

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.