Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.