- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I never feel bored

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.