Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.