Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.