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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost
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misread flashlight
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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P
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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.
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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.
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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.
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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text
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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.
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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about
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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B
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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"
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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.