I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I piss in the bed every night

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.