Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.