When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.