Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.