Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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penis

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.