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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.