suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.