i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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misread dig bick

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Fart at home

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.