Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.