When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Vote for the other guy

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.