I control water in the shower.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Take baths

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.