I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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ASMR

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.