I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Play as both sides on fifa

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.