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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos
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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.
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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.
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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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Your mom
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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