I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Courtesy flush.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.