click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.