Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Pretend i'm a sim.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

I have a phobia of incest

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Poop naked.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

only read the short jokes on this website

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.