When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.