Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I hold my breath in elevators

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.