For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I eat ass

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I don't read the terms of service.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

humiliating little girls

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Go outside and pee.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.