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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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I was the real Stig...
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.