Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I always cry when I pray.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.