When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I was the real Stig...

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.