I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Vote for the other guy

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.