i masturbate with my feet

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.