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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting
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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.
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Get that shiver when you're peeing.
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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.
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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.