While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

misread flashlight

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.