When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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misread dig bick

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.