Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

chew on the side of my teeth

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

blow nose. look at kleenex.

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.