Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.