Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Play Minecraft

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

jack off

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Poop naked.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.