I wonder if elections are rigged?

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.