When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.