Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.