not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.