When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.