Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Being fat

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Mayada stupid

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.