Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I want to suck on your penis

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.