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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.