I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.