Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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ASMR

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.