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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...
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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.
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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.
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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.
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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.
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hallo
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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.
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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.
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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate
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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.
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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"
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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.