I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.