I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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whale sperm

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.