I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.