hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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sing in the shower

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.