when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

It's hot but I still have on covers

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.