- Things You Think Only You Do

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

I constantly talk to myself.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.