- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" turn volume down

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.