When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Pee in the shower

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I chew around the center of carrots.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

I think about life problems in the shower

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.