I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Give your neighbors names from movies.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.