Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.