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DIY Fail
I AM DISAPPOINT
Spare Some LOL
yo ima let you finish
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.
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I piss in the bed every night
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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this is a terrible website and i hate you
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Tear up when I poop
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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.