I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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My parents are annoying.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.