thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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R A P E Children

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Be a loner at school

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.