When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

I hate being called "buddy".

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.