When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Having gay sex

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.