Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.