When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Do somthing only you do

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.