Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.