Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.