Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.