I eat food when i'm bored..

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Courtesy flush.

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.