when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.