Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.