Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.