Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Smoking in the shower.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.