Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.