I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.