I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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fart

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.