Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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i smoke weed all day.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I always cry when I pray.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.