When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

I think about life problems in the shower

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Talk to my cat.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

incognito mode on google chrome

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.