Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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fart

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.