Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.