I think Frozen is an overrated film

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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wonder who wrote these things

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.