When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Talk to my cat.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.