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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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I constantly talk to myself.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.