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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.