I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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wonder who wrote these things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.