I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Picking my nose.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Dancing while hoovering

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.