getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I click my teeth to music

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.