Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I chew my ice cream.

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smoke marijuana

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I always cry when I pray.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.