When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.