When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Having gay sex

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.