Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.