I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.