Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.