If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Sitting down in the shower

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.