Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I have seen a UFO

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.