Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I really like taking shits.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.