When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Breathe.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Ur mum

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.