in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.