Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I really like taking shits.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.