Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.