Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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being super bored at shool

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.