Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Breathe.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Pee in the shower

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.