I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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fap

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.