If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.