When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Look at my poop before flushing

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

I always think I have special powers

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.