getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

I click my teeth to music

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.