Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Eat ice by itself

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.