Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.