when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.