Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I rape small children ;).

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.