When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

I eat ass

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.