Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.