I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.