Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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My parents are annoying.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.