when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I can't trill my R's

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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k. everyone

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.