Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.