When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.