Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Thinking your life is a movie...

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

I scratch and sniff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.