I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.