I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

fart

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.