I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.