eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.