When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

I scratch and sniff.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Pee in my work garbage can.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.