Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.