I always think I have special powers

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Boinked my neighbor

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.