I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.