Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

KICK THE CAN

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

This song will not come out of my head!

I chew my ice cream.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.