Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I have seen a UFO

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.