Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.