I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Go outside and pee.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Poo really loud

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I click my teeth to music

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I control water in the shower.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.