Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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My parents are annoying.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.