Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.