The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.