Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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misread dig bick

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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sit in the shower

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.