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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before
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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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misread flashlight
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.