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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.
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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.
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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do
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this is a terrible website and i hate you
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.
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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.