use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

Only use the left earphone.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Pee in the shower.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.