Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.