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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.