When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.