Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.