Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Look at my poop before flushing

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.