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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.