I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I read the down voted posts

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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speak proper english

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Vote for the other guy

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.