When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I eat ass

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.