Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

My parents are annoying.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.