Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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blink

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.