Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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KICK THE CAN

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I chew my ice cream.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.