Take baths

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When out I like to "people watch."

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.