Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

Give your neighbors names from movies.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.