When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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make south park refferences every day

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.