when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.