Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I meow when my cat meows.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.