Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

I have seen a UFO

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.