i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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hallo

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.