skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.