I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I cant ride a bike

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.