Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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sit in the shower

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.