I read the down voted posts

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

ASMR

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Things You Think Only You Do

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