When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.