When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.