when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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conundrum.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.