i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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i smoke weed all day.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I always think I have special powers

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.