Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I really like taking shits.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Breathe.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.