Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Pee in the shower

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.