When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.