give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.