When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

I always think I have special powers

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Having gay sex

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

Thinking your life is a movie...

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I push the door open with my stomach

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.