Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.