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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.