Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Look at my poop before flushing

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.