Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.