when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

blink

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.