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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.