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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.
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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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being super bored at school
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY
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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.