When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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make south park refferences every day

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.