when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

conundrum.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.