When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.