When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Breathe.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Set Fire to the Rain

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.