lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.