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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Being fat

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.