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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose
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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.
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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.