I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I rape small children ;).

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.