I eat food when i'm bored..

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Courtesy flush.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.