You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.