Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

I gotta get down of Friday

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I don't read the terms of service.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.