When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

??2????????????????????

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.