click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I have seen a UFO

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.