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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...
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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.
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wipe your hands on your pants
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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.