When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Go outside and pee.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.