When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.