Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.