use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Pee in the shower.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.