When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.