When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.