I read the down voted posts

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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ASMR

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.