If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sitting down in the shower

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.