when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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R A P E Children

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.