When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.