Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.