When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

I'm really picky about how I earn money

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.