eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.