Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I always think I have special powers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I can't trill my R's

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I don't read the terms of service.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.