I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.