Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Fart at home

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.