Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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hate Justin Bieber

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.