When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.