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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.
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Sitting down in the shower
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?
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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.