I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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being super bored at shool

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.