DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I cant ride a bike

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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ASMR

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.