Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

I always cry when I pray.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.