Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.