When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.