Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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I always think I have special powers

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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sit in the shower

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.