When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.