watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.