When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.