When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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hallo

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.