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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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Think about breathing...
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I hate being called "buddy".
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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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Your mom
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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.