when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.