Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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im going to rape that girl

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.