While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

misread dig bick

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.