I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.