If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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My parents are annoying.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.