I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I control water in the shower.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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i use dental dams

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.