When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

thumb_up thumb_down -145

Give your neighbors names from movies.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I control water in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

thumb_up thumb_down +60

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

thumb_up thumb_down +11

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down -75

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

thumb_up thumb_down -73

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Pee in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.