While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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i use dental dams

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I control water in the shower.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.