Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.