- Things You Think Only You Do

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.