- Things You Think Only You Do

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.