- Things You Think Only You Do

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.