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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Ur mum
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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fap
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.