- Things You Think Only You Do

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.