I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.