When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.