- Things You Think Only You Do

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.