Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I cant ride a bike

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

only read the short jokes on this website

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.