When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.