Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.