- Things You Think Only You Do

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I hold my breath in elevators

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.