I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I used to eat bath bubbles

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Smoking in the shower.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.