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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.