Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I cant ride a bike

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.