Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.