Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.