As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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i use dental dams

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.