i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.