- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

i use dental dams

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.