wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.