Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.