Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Poo really loud

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Picking my nose.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.