- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.