Brake for tail-gaters

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Having gay sex

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.