- Things You Think Only You Do

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.