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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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Look at my poop before flushing
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.