Think about breathing...

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Look at my poop before flushing

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.