as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.