I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.