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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.