Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.