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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.