Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Having gay sex

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.