Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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blink

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Sometimes I toot.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.