- Things You Think Only You Do

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I pee in the shower. :3

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

humiliating little girls

Play as both sides on fifa

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Brake for tail-gaters

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.