Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Only use the left earphone.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.