Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Having gay sex

I push the door open with my stomach

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.