I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.