Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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humiliating little girls

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I always think I have special powers

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Having gay sex

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.