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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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I think about other women when having sex
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.