I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I never feel bored

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.