I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.