When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.