After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.