Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.