Pretend i'm a sim.

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.