I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I think about other women when having sex

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.