- Things You Think Only You Do

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Play as both sides on fifa

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.