When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Pretend animals talk to you!

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.