Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Having gay sex

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Pretend i'm a sim.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

listen to madonnas new album

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.