When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Pretend i'm a sim.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I think about other women when having sex

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

humiliating little girls

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.