I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.