think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.