I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.