listen to madonnas new album

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blink

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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k. everyone

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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My parents are annoying.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.