Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

k. everyone

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.