laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.