Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I never feel bored

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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k. everyone

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.