laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Look at my poop before flushing

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Eating chicken at KFC.

call someone by a siblings name.

Still record on VHS tapes.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.