Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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humiliating little girls

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.