I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Ur mum

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.