Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.