Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.