Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Look at my poop before flushing

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.