Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.