sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Eating chicken at KFC.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I piss in the bed every night

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.