Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.