I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I never feel bored

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.