Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.