get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.