Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.