filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.