I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.