Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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listen to madonnas new album

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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My parents are annoying.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.