Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Think about breathing...

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.