I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Look at my poop before flushing

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.