Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.