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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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call someone by a siblings name.
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Having gay sex
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.