When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I think about other women when having sex

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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humiliating little girls

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.