After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Having gay sex

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.