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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I never feel bored

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I think about other women when having sex

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.