Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Pee in the shower

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.