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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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I never feel bored
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.