You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I never feel bored

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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humiliating little girls

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.