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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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Having gay sex
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I never feel bored
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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Eating chicken at KFC.
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.