I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.