If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I think about other women when having sex

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.