reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Made after doomsday plans

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.