Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I pee in the shower. :3

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.