- Things You Think Only You Do

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Eating chicken at KFC.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I piss in the bed every night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.