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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I never feel bored
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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I piss in the bed every night
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.