I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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k. everyone

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I think about other women when having sex

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.