I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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check shower for murder then pee

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humiliating little girls

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.