- Things You Think Only You Do

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I masturbate with sandpaper

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

I have seen a UFO

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.