when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Having gay sex

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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humiliating little girls

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.