I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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k. everyone

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My parents are annoying.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.