I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I never feel bored

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.