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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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-81
Take off the ends of the banana (
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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