watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I think about other women when having sex

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.