Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.