Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.