k. everyone

My parents are annoying.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Eating chicken at KFC.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

listen to madonnas new album

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

look at bins as i walk past them

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.