When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.