listen to madonnas new album

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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My parents are annoying.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.