Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.