When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.