use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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My parents are annoying.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.