- Things You Think Only You Do

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

look at bins as i walk past them

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.