i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.