Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.