I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I never feel bored

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.