when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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humiliating little girls

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.