Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I always think I have special powers

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.