eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Having gay sex

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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blink

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.