Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.