I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.