Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.