When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I think about other women when having sex

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.