Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.