I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.