- Things You Think Only You Do

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.