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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I pee in the shower. :3

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

humiliating little girls

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.