Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I think about other women when having sex

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.