Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I think about other women when having sex

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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k. everyone

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.