I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.