I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Having gay sex

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.