When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Pee in the shower

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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My parents are annoying.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.