See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.