I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.