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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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I think about other women when having sex
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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humiliating little girls
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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Eating chicken at KFC.
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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.