When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.