Pretend i'm a sim.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

k. everyone

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.