I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having gay sex

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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humiliating little girls

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.