When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Having gay sex

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I think about other women when having sex

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.