Look at my poop before flushing

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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check shower for murder then pee

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.