Pretend i'm a sim.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.