When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Having gay sex

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I think about other women when having sex

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Pretend i'm a sim.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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listen to madonnas new album

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.