I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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k. everyone

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.