i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.