Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

My parents are annoying.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Look at my poop before flushing

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.