Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.