Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Look at my poop before flushing

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Play as both sides on fifa

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Pretend animals talk to you!

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.