Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Having gay sex

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.