- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Play as both sides on fifa

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Pretend animals talk to you!

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

call someone by a siblings name.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.