Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.