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Pretend i'm a sim.
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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k. everyone
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.