fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I think about other women when having sex

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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check shower for murder then pee

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.