- Things You Think Only You Do

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.