Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.