when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I think about other women when having sex

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.