When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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k. everyone

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.