- Things You Think Only You Do

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I pee in the shower. :3

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.