Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Play as both sides on fifa

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.