- Things You Think Only You Do

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

fall asleep in the shower.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Having gay sex

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.