- Things You Think Only You Do

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I think about other women when having sex

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

humiliating little girls

Eating chicken at KFC.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.