something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.