- Things You Think Only You Do

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.