k. everyone

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having gay sex

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.