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Eating chicken at KFC.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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I never feel bored
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.