Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.