my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.