I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Do somthing only you do

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.