Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.