Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Poo really loud

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.