do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Brake for tail-gaters

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.