Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Poo really loud

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.