Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Mayada stupid

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Justin Beiber is a woman

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

humiliating little girls

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.