When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.