When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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humiliating little girls

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.