Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Only use the left earphone.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.