When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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The older I get the more honest I get

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Be a loner at school

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.