sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.