do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.