pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

bounce when your tip toeing.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.