I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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humiliating little girls

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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listen to madonnas new album

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.