- Things You Think Only You Do

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Being fat

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Boinked my neighbor

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Pretend animals talk to you!

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

speak proper english

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.