I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.