Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.