When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.