When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.