Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I want to suck on your penis

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.