I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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speak proper english

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.