I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I think about other women when having sex

Pretend i'm a sim.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.