when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.