While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Think about breathing...

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.