I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.