A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.