I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.