Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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k. everyone

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.