wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Pretend animals talk to you!

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

I always think I have special powers

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.