Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.