When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I think about other women when having sex

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.