Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I think about other women when having sex

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.