Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.