Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Picking my nose.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.