think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.