Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

listen to madonnas new album

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

k. everyone

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.