Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.