think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I never feel bored

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.