I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.