When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Poo really loud

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.