I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.