When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Boinked my neighbor

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.