pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.