when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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humiliating little girls

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.