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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.