I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.