- Things You Think Only You Do

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

My parents are annoying.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.