When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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My parents are annoying.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I think about other women when having sex

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.