When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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listen to madonnas new album

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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My parents are annoying.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.