realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.