Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I can't piss with my shoes on.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.