Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Pretend i'm a sim.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

listen to madonnas new album

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.