as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.