If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.