strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.