- Things You Think Only You Do

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I mean Diana Ross.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I hold my breath in elevators

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

the power to regenerate your appendix

I don't read the terms of service.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Poo really loud

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.