moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Brake for tail-gaters

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.