When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Play with my own boobs for no reason

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Brake for tail-gaters

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I push the door open with my stomach

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I pee in the shower. :3

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.