- Things You Think Only You Do

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.